Costco Message

Sending a Instant Message or Text Message with multiple questions/answers or responses into one combined bulk message.

Friend A: hey Costco message me instead of sending me multiple texts. i don't have unlimited texting
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.

by ChrisXPPro1 January 5, 2010

Costco Clusterfuck

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.

I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.

by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011

costrophobia

The fear, anxiety and heavy-sweating associated with thoughts of spending large sums of money.

When pondering his monthly budget, the dude had an episode of costrophobia!

by El Heje December 6, 2015

costco bear

the big bears that costco sells

Jason: Yo Paul can you order me one of those costco bears?
Paul : wtf is a costco bear

by loewkey November 26, 2016

costochondritis

An inflammation of the cartilage that connects a rib to the breastbone.
The cause usually isn't known. In some circumstances, it develops after trauma or a muscle strain.

did you hear Johan has costochondritis

by L0Ia June 5, 2019

Costco Boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.

Costco Boy: *drops Cheeto bag*

Kid: *picks it up for him*

Costco Boy: Don’t touch my Cheetos!

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

Costco boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They buy everything from Costco. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.

Dad: I’m so sorry, but your dog died

Costco boy: Tee hee

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019