Cooties

The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands

"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"

by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021

cooties

the thing that nick has!!

nick has cooties because he is a cootie man

by cerealforlife November 1, 2021

Cooties

is when you eat a girl pussy on her period and no other girl want to date you or kiss you. and if someone kiss that person who ate that girl pussy on her period, no one will kiss them either. and it passes from each person and don't ever go away. or eating ass but no one does that unless its by mistake from eating a girl pussy . the holes are really close together for the female.

don't touch him he got cooties.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Cooties

A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.

Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!

by Cum Maker September 11, 2022

Cooties

DARCY

Bro is a germ with arms and legs, what a fat Darcy, look at his cooties!! keep on swimming whale ❤️

by Notcaptainemily07 March 25, 2024

Cooties

Something that my friend's boyfriend has. -Girl

"Ewww, he has cooties, why are you with him!"

by HuntressAir May 22, 2024

Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017