Console Wars

A lame thing that young teenagers do it because they have no life and like to troll about which is the best and which is the worst.

Person 1: Dude, in this console wars battle PS3 is better than Xbox 360.

Person 2: I don't care. Get a life.

by Anon12576343 November 3, 2010

console wars

the most pointless topic to talk about to another gamer. most of it consists of Nintendo fanboys vs. Sony fanboys arguing over whether the PSP or the DS are better, or any console for that matter.

Nintendo Fanboy: DS = teh roxx
Sony Fanboy: PSP > DS
Nintendo Fanboy: THE HELL U SAY BITCH!!?
Me: u guys fail. console wars suck

by Evan Kuhlmey October 7, 2005

console

1) A text-mode environment, which, depending on the operating system, may be used locally (as is the case for most DOS sessions) or remotely (via ssh).

2) A computer intended for limited user interaction, such as the NES or the Playstation. Such computers are intended only for loading single programs in one session, although newer consoles are able to performs such feats as getting on the internet, networking between other consoles of the same type, and even running various operating systems compiled for its internals. Common input devices for consoles include controllers (also called paddles sometimes), joysticks, or arcade pads.

3) An archaic reference to the user input and output devices on a computer.

4) The dashboard of a car.

1) The hacker telnet'd into my system and erased my porn archive through the console.

2) I spent all of my childhood in front of a console.

3) ENIAC's console stopped working ever since I had golden showers with my lover on it.

4) I want to put these badass guages in my Civic, but I don't want to remove the console.

by ravingidiot July 5, 2004

console noob

A person who uses a console system for gaming instead of a computer.

PC "Hey have you played the new mod maps for Team Fortress 2?"
Console "No I have a PS3, I don't get to play modded maps :("
PC "Psh what a console noob"

by Joe Quirk April 29, 2008

Console Wars

The battle between those who bought different consoles as to which one is supreme. Usually fought between butt hurt nerds who have to justify there buy by explaining how there consoles is better.

Nerd 1: Faggot, the 360 is better we haz Halo''z¬¬!"1`2
Nerd 2: Asshole, the 360 getz red ringz and we have killzone, u fag?!
Sane Person: Lol, console wars are for nerds!

by JesusWouldBeJealous September 2, 2010

Console Peasant

Altough originally a joke paired with "pc masterrace"(A meme about how better PC gaming is than console gaming is, although not everyone agrees.) used for someone who plays console. It is now more often used for someone who is a fanboy/girl of Consoles and hates PC gaming and will defend it at any cost and would rather have an argument about console vs PC instead of a friendly debate/discussion. Often stereotyped by making dumb arguments with no evidence. Although many PC gamers don't believe all console gamers are like this, just the fanboys/girls. (sorry for possible bad grammar.)

pc gamer- "I prefer PC because of it perfoms better, more fps ETC."
Typical console peasent- "Well actually the human eye cant see more than 0.69 frames a second! Get out you basement dwelling enlist pc mustard race!"
PC gamer- "I was just trying to discuss gaming platforms.. calm down.. Are you a console peasant mate?"

by Ninjalemur May 11, 2016

Console port

A game that has been primarily developed for consoles and then ported to PC, often lacking standard features like dedicated servers and mod support. However, the games themselves are often dumbed down trash because 99% of console games suck.

Hey bro, did you play the PC demo for Crysis 2?! DirectX 9, no graphical options, and it's a clone of CoD! Fucking console port!

by Chris the nasty PC elitist April 6, 2011