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Concessionalist

1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.
1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.

Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?

Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.

Regina: Are you sure?

Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.

Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?

Jessica: Yes please.

Jason: What else?

Jessica: That will be all.

Jason: That's it?

Jessica: Yep. That's it.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?

Jessica: No. Just popcorn.

Jason: And that's all?

Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.

Jason: Share?
by Tie It Up In Me May 4, 2009
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Monpression

After a weekend of mind altering activities, the realisation that you are not clever, attractive or funny. You revert to the rather useless creature you were on Friday. The Monpression kicks in and you sink into despair and depression.
I need either my life or Monday to end really very soon, this Monpression is deep
by squapstars+ October 17, 2011
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Confessions On A Dance Floor

Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.

Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.

Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
by twerkingowl August 17, 2014
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confessional gangster

A person who expresses potentially controversial opinions in some sort of comfort space (confessional, Twitter, text message) in which they do not have to face the reaction directly.
Jay always is talking smack on twitter, but avoids me in real life. What a confessional gangster.
by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019
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Confession

I have a framed photo of a certain someone at the side of my bed hebebebe
Go away jackavacado if that is your real name this is my confession you avocado man
by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
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cornfield confession

A confession of something that happened in a cornfield or a confession in a cornfield. Also most likely a Florida Georgia Line song.
Guy 1: I have a cornfield confession
Guy 2: Like the one Florida Georgia Line sings about?
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congressing

Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.
Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."

Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."
by TBRADNC July 14, 2013
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