conor oberst

1. (n) A no talent ass-hat that sets unbelievably contrived lyrics to horribly depressing music.

2. (n) The kind of person that your moody, depressed, self-absorbed teenage daughter thinks is the perfect guy.

1. The newest lyrics by Conor Oberst make me want to vomit.

2. Isn't your daughter dating a whiney Conor Oberst?

by Jesus Jones September 07, 2004

conor oberst

A beautiful emo boy whoi wanna bang so hard its not funny...

Conor Oberst ownes your fucking ass so deal you asshole.. and idont know

by Ride the Wings of Pestilence March 07, 2005

conor oberst

1. a guy that this girl i am trying to fuck likes.

2. faggot.

maybe i should listen to bright eyes so i can fuck adriana.

conor oberst is a faggot.

by fascistpony April 19, 2005

conor oberst

over-hyped (particularly by emo girls), egotistical, talent-lacking singer/songwriter who has to be butt fucked by every critic with praise

'Hey have you heard of Conor Oberst?'
'Who the hell hasnt?'
'Isnt he BRILLIANT?'
'No.'

by HeartsofOak May 11, 2005

conor oberst

Singer of Brighteyes whom as of late, has seemed to become a sell-out with multiple appearances on MTV and the like.
At one point in time Conor was a heartfelt, emotional, deep, lyrical genious, but has suddenly started a downward spiral.

see Ben Gibbard, Anthony Green, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, or Circa Survive.

Guy1>> man, conor oberst is hitting a wall with his new album.

Guy2>> yeah i know, what happened to the good stuff?

Guy1>> i think he realized that half of his audience were emo 14 year olds who dont understand half of the symbolism he uses.

by DAVYsan July 24, 2007

conor oberst

I very gay guy who does nothing but cry all day and turn it into songs. his music is so emo ppl want to kil themselves for what he "goes through"

oh and hes also Haleighs hubby...

conor oberst is a bisexual emo guy who hates haleigh.

by Ennis April 13, 2005

conor oberst hair

hair resembling that of conor oberst, greasy, hot, -wave cut hair. see mmmm

that guy over there has some hot conor oberst hair

by anonymous August 08, 2004