Conjoint Twin Myslexia

A rare medical condition which involves one half of Siamese twins passing away at birth, thus permanently attaching the corpse to the other one's head.

- Oh my god, dude! He's got a dead fetus on the side of his head!
- Yeah, I know. It's called Conjoint Twin Myslexia. Now stop staring at it.

by ct^ April 30, 2005

ConeyJoney

When you drop a glass ball from like 10 meters

person 1. Dang, that glass ball is coneyjoney
person 2. It really is

by every name i want is taken September 13, 2020

ConeRodrigoSwag

the best streamer ever

Hey look its ConeRodrigoSwag

by zhack3060ti March 8, 2021

Conjob

The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.

Paying lower taxes so they can destroy American industry is the greatest Conjob in recent history.

by 07079 August 7, 2011

Conjournomous

When something feel so good that you can't find words to describe it.

Wow! This mandarin is conjournomous!

by Kolade Oladipupo Akinyede May 7, 2011

Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

conjorned

basically conjoined but for idiots

“hey the blankets are conjorned”

by taylorneedshelp October 20, 2020