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convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people
javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)
by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023
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Conviction

Often seen as the sexual kink of philosophies in the eyes of society (often used to describe to religion, politics, drugs, war, rock & roll, and rap), a conviction is the opposite of eviction, which is the physical (or psychological) exodus of self or ideas. Meaning, it is not a belief one can simply let go of, and the more honest people from every culture and background often die for it, or live long enough to speak against it! The one's that gain the most ground, are the one's that kill the least... at least, supposedly...
"Mormon's are *oh SO* convicted that they send their own adolescent descendants to become missionaries."

"According to Wikipedia, Rage Against the Machine band members often referred to themselves as 'Guilty Parties' for each album. If we were to take them at their word, they are aware of the weight of their convictions when they wrote their songs... that's why they chose to sing it instead of the alternative..."

"One great irony in science is it acknowledges it's limitations, and yet scientists defend it's despite being bound to the convictions of their own minds and bodies. Their convictions are just as strong as the religions they claim to hate, and the religions hate them back with equal hypocrisy."
by ShelShokSherlok March 11, 2024
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CONVICT WITCH

Law enforcement that have sixth sense on who is to become a convict.
Look Out..... The Convict witch has our number,,,, We are busted!!!!!
by eve1 June 23, 2024
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Comvocted

A spoonerism conjured up by Melissa Wightman
jay z will be comvocted this year for sure
by Ivanna_humpalot December 26, 2024
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conviction

Parth Awana has conviction about Shyamal
by MasterScary July 3, 2025
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English Convict

Peoples of Caucasian descent originally from England, sent to exile to serve their sentences within the Asia Pacific region, the lowest form of life-form within a cast system
In Australia and New Zealand, there is a plethora of English Convicts residing amongst established dwellings and high-rise buildings.
by Convict hunter November 9, 2017
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Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.
by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019
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