Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.

Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.

by DrBrian December 22, 2020

Coma build

A coma build is when you have small arm muscles/bicep from the front and when you flex they are small but you are REALLY STRONG.

You can lift really heavy and every expects you to be crushed under the weight you are lifting.

OMG look at that guy there what is he doing he so small he is built like a stick why is he putting over 200kg on the bar what is he thinking... (after lift) HOW!!! he is incredible he must have a super build a ultimate sleeper build a a aaa COMA BUILD he can really lfit that his strength is incredible thats the coma build

by Alehlete October 14, 2023

coma toke

(noun) Coma Toke is often known as a mix of tobacco and marijuana, usually at a 50-50 ratio, for the purpose of smoking. Although this mix of tobacco and marijuana is said to have a head-rush/euphoric effect for some, it's a good way to completely ruin perfectly good marijuana.

(verb) To Coma Toke is the act of smoking a mix of tobacco and marijuana (aka coma toke), usually at a 50-50 ratio.

Jaime: Rob, do you want to take some coma tokes?

Rob: Sure, I guess I could try it... *cough, cough gag, gag* Oh! That shit sucks!

Jaime: You suck!

by TheLordofHazard April 12, 2010

Coma cake

A special cake made with medicinal marijuana butter. Typically a denser cake with no frosting like sponge cake or coffee cake but does include any style cake as long as it contains medicinals.

I just made a new coma cake for the party, dont forget its medicated and eat too much or you might have a bad trip. After eating a Coma Cake one will often take a Weed Nap.

by Mikkster78 October 7, 2011

coma toes

When someone in a coma has their feet "fall asleep", can't wake up to fix their blood flow, and their toes turn blue.

1."After my car crash, the next thing I remember is waking up 2 days later with the worst case of coma toes ever!"

2."Man you need to eat better, you're too pale. Look at your feet man, you look like you got coma toes!"

by thisguy2222 December 7, 2016