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cold meatloaf sandwich

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.
by Gymiscool January 1, 2019
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cold moist

When your sweating in bed and it’s cold wen you leave the bed. This can also descried the cold air during sex
Damn girl, do y’all feel that cold moist in your ass?
by Dentor February 18, 2020
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Cold Mcfrostington

The coldest and most delicious beer you can get your hands on.

Also known as a mcfrosty, similar to the one from your local fast food restaurant. A cold mcfrosty is singular.
After a long week at work, Bovice and Orpheus requested a cold Mcfrostington from the bartender.

Brian: "Man, I cant wait to crush a case of cold Mcfrostingtons when i get back from the gym."
by Mcfrost September 12, 2010
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Cold Masturbation

You use a masturbator, hand, dildo, etc. that you or someone intentionally make the thing your masturbating with extremely cold. Then you masturbate with it, typically giving a orgasmic shivering nut.
by TioKilo December 3, 2018
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funky cold medina

Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.

Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.

The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).

The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.
"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg"

"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it"
by GrottyLittleWanker December 13, 2004
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funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.
Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.
by lift-ticket July 31, 2006
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FUNKY COLD MEDINA

Usually done as a payback for a favor such as a blumpkin, or a rusty trombone... This is a maneuver where you stick one ice cube in the girl's ass (making a swirl-like motion with your finger, plugging the ice cube inside) whilst you eat her pussy with 2 ice cubes in your mouth.
Baby, i'll take this frozen shecum all over my face, hand, and bed as a sign that you appreciate the FUNKY COLD MEDINA I just did for you. It was the least I could do, after you made my jizz do a polevault over the shower curtain with that blumpkin you just gave me.
by Mah The Falka January 8, 2012
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