by guitarist1 November 22, 2006

The funniest comedian on TV right now (2006). Every since Dave Chappelle gave up his show, Colbert moved right in.
by JBHardman August 11, 2006

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
by misszombie June 1, 2011

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.
The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
by aaronak May 13, 2006

by big dew March 31, 2010

Stephen Colbert delivers "conservative" "fundamentalist" values on his TV program by pretending to be someone like Bill O'Reilly, satirizing the illogical arguments of the American Christian Right.
by America? August 8, 2010
