A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.
After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.
by Rod Ba July 30, 2017
Get the post coital kindnessmug. In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!
dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!
girl : wink! wink!
dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!
by etomack`girl July 27, 2010
Get the coital clearancemug. Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.
by Fabadel October 23, 2018
Get the Post-coital wispamug. The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 29, 2017
Get the Post-Coital Depressionmug. He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
Get the Post-coital surprisemug.