colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger September 1, 2011

colder than a whore's heart

with out feeling, ruthless,

it was colder than a whore's heart outside.
her look was colder than a whores heart

by steve gallegos November 1, 2004

colder than a nun's conundrum

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".

It's colder than a Nun's conundrum out there!

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

F.S.D. cover up

A F.S.D. who starts a generic "hardcore band" so that they feel they have a right to call anyone F.S.D.

Will - That's a pretty obnoxious bow you have in your hair.

Liz - Yeah, but I like it :D

Will - Ya know, it's pretty F.S.D.

Liz - Ya know, not only are you THE biggest asshole I know, but you're also the biggest F.S.D. cover up EVER! So why don't you go suck off the people at Music at the Mall so you can play up there again. Cuz your music sure as hell didn't get you in up there.

by max_lynch_ March 2, 2009

Shadowy Super Coder

Noob looking at screen wasting lots of money on bs that other people want to buy at higher price

How did that shadowy super coder make so much money?

by sillyalt September 3, 2021

F.S.D. cover up

F.S.D.'s that call people F.S.D. for some bullshit reason to try and cover up the fact that they themselves are F.S.D.

Max - Do you like Chiodos?

Austin R. - F.S.D!!!!!!

Max - Wow. You have to be the biggest F.S.D. cover up of all time

by lynchmob1612 March 2, 2009