Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.

Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.

by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

Pile of coat hangers

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

"Your car is fucked up like a pile of coat hangers!"

by Bob Dole1983 February 9, 2010

coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

by chickitty May 27, 2004

coat-hangering

The act of yanking a fetus out of a uterus using a coat hanger

Most often used by/ but not limited to unfit teen mothers

A much cheaper alternative to Planned Parenthood and better than creating garbies

Well, you better talk her in to coat-hangering that thing out of there.

by Mindhead13 November 7, 2010

padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.

Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers

by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023

Amy Coathanger Barrett

The worst bitch on this planet. Welcome to Gilead and blessed be the fruit. Expand the fucking court.

Amy Coathanger Barrett can’t even list the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. She shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court.

by shht October 31, 2020