cluckup

When you go to click or tap on a link and the page hasn't finished loading yet, then right before you hit, it finishes and moves your desired link somewhere else entirely, so you end up clicking on the wrong thing.

I went to click on the interesting article but then had a cluckup and got some stupid animated GIF.

by pashdown May 21, 2018

Cluckernut

White wanna be country boys from the suburbs who have big trucks and small dicks

“Look at all the white pickup trucks, must be the cluckernuts.”

by Serena1mr July 9, 2018

Cluck you bro

When you don’t want to swear in front of your parents because they still think you are a child.

Fred: Cluck you bro heck dude that bish cut me off
Mom: Wow you didn’t swear once.
Dad: We are so proud!
Fred: Dad I’m 26.

by *ShadowKnight* February 21, 2019

cluckenfarten

Someone who has eaten to many eggs and is suffering with excess wind

O really you don’t want 3 eggs you will get cluckenfarten

by Theo’s taxi July 24, 2019

Clucterfuck

Fucking 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes

Damnit my husband has been out clucterfucking again

by Kool Duck November 6, 2020

cluck rulya

When you go on the piss and still feel it the week after

Macca, cluck rulya

by CluckRulya March 24, 2021

Clue Clucks Clan

A super-secretive fanatical group dedicated to deciphering the subtle meanings of hen-talk.

The Clue Clucks Clan has been known to ceremoniously incinerate the -carcasses of deceased-merely-due-to-old-age hens, but they never sacrifices a live chicken, since they honestly believe that they need each and every one of their domesticated pheasants to listen to and supposedly obtain valuable insights/knowledge from.

by QuacksO May 29, 2018