Closet Cheating

Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.

Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.

by Vinyl_TF2 May 22, 2017

Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010

Closet racist

Most functioning human beings, a closet racist thinks differently of a different race in their head and express it in public differently

All normal human beings are closet racists

by Jon Doe4567325 February 14, 2021

clitsicle

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.

Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.

by nwg5004 February 23, 2011

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015

Vocal Closet

A Closet in a vocal room in which a slut gives a younger dude a blow job. this often occurs without other ppls knowledge.

man, me and that slut went into the vocal closet and i got blown!

by closettime12345 August 22, 2009

straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 14, 2015