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Bank’s Closed

A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry babe, no kissing/making out now”.

Often said if not appropriate at the moment.
Girl: “babe, wanna make out?”
Guy: “sorry babe, bank’s closed
by ohnoMillie November 1, 2017
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Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.
Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!
by Butt clogger November 3, 2018
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keep your cards close to your chest

Keep your plans only with you, be careful and do not tell to the wrong person. small mouth.
I´m leaving my job next year for a 6 months travel around the world, but should keep your cards close to your chest, otherwise your boss will fire you before next year.
by billy22012 October 17, 2013
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CLOGNIFFS

Clogniffs, ADJ: A word expressing disgust, dissapproval and/or discontent. Started as that funny noise made by a person clearing their throat, and became a derivation of words such as chhh, what the..., or ewwww.
Example 1:

Danny: Um, Morgan just flaked again, he always does that.

Pablo: Clogniffs...
by rockstar myers November 4, 2011
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Custom ringtone close.

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.
Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."
by Chaz Walker December 15, 2009
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Cooter Closedown

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"
by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009
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closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003
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