Jackie Coogan

Bald, fat character actor best known for playing Uncle Fester in The Addams Family and countless 1950s/60s/70s B films and TV shows.

Jackie Coogan was the only true Uncle Fester.

by Rattus cattus October 26, 2006

clogin

A dacne peformed by rednecks living in the mountains.

Ma and Pa went to the barn dance to do a little clogin.

by ttim_1 August 15, 2005

Chogan

An uncircumcised penis that is wider than it is tall. A combination of the words chode and wagon.

The woman was unwillinging to have sex with the fat Mexican man due to his disgusting chogan that smelled terrible and couldn't fit in her pussy.

by wefhdhdhd July 7, 2009

The Coogan 1-2

You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.

I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.

by coogan crew May 2, 2006

Chogan

An incredibly ugly Australian who hasn't combed their mullet in a very long time. Characterised by the face that resembles a Klingon's rectum, and unwashed flannelette shirts. A combination of the words bogan and chode.

That chogan looks like he's had his face beaten in with a shovel. Let's call him shovelface.

by Nerje June 5, 2003

cogan

Whitest person this side of africa

Cogan - "Do i look good on this black stallion?"
Innocent Bystander - "thats one fucked up zebra"

by afrika bambaata December 26, 2008

coogans

being shocked. you could not believe what the hell was going on.

gollygeewilikers

you: My car just got towed.
me : Coogans!

by wowzassss April 7, 2008