Claytons

Australian Slang

'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.'

Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink".

It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.

Claytons Shower : Spraying your entire body with deodorant .. "the shower you have when not having a shower".

Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.

by Ausmate May 31, 2011

Claytonitis

When ur really cool

That dude with the clout goggles has some mad claytonitis

by Yeetman429696969 February 5, 2019

Clayton

Your friend who really like while simultaneously being a dick that you wanna kill because he keeps turning of your fucking chromebook in the middle of class.

Dammit Clayton stop Turing of my computer I just got it on.

by The Homophobic Homosexual August 17, 2022

Clayton

A quite, gentle, down to earth bloke. Clayton’s often come across as big hard arse’s but when you get to know them they are the sweetest, softest thing you’ll ever know. Clayton’s are great lovers, and once he’s fixed on you he’ll hang on to you forever, and he won’t be afraid to tell you he loves you. He’s great to have a beer with and his eyes light up when he’s around people he loves. His a lover, not a fighter but won’t be afraid to fight for his mates and what’s right. Clayton’s are often tall with browns eyes and long brown hair, and a beautiful teethy smile. Never let a Clayton down, because he won’t say anything about it to you but it will slowly kill him eventually.

Person 1: isn’t Clayton such a tough bloke!
Person 2; Nah he’s my best mate and he’s a big softy!

by The Purple Orange August 19, 2018

clayton

noun; a total dousche bag who leads on girls and plays them. he is a fucking fuck face who is a dick head. if you have met one of these you will know by the awkward way he tucks in his shirt or his gross facial hair, or his grimy girlfriend. seek immidiate help if you find your self in an "clayton situtation".

A. Clayton

by dont hurt my bestfriend November 4, 2010

Clayton

Clayton fucking sucks. No one likes him and he always smells like old feet.

"Yesterday I was happy but then CLAYTON walked in"

by BitchyButterfly May 7, 2019

Clayton

Clayton. Recently cut his hair, and has girl friend but is in love with someone from his past. He is everyone's crush but there is one girl that sticks out to him. He is romantic and sweet, and loves music. He also plays the drums.

Girl 1- he is so dreamy
Girl 2- I know but he has a girl friend
Girl 1- yea, but he is in love with laura
Clayton- a hot dreamy guy

by ThatOneDictonary May 23, 2018