Clayton

orland park slang for a short cigarette. claytons come about by removing the cherry from a half-smoked hundo, and placing it back in the box to be finished later. the term is nearly exclusive to the region, but has confirmed uses in some illinois college towns.

stoner 1: man, i can't finish this entire marlboro 100.
stoner 2: then make a clayton out of it and finish it later.

by bozenda February 20, 2007

Clayton

The most annoying person in the whole entire universe

Ugh this guy won’t leave me alone. He’s such a clayton.

by i enjoy eating mayonnaise June 24, 2018

Clayton

A dumbass. Someone who makes retarded choices

That was such a Clayton idea.

by Jgzillag3 January 27, 2017

Clayton

A boy who is indecisive,nerdy, and funny. He has adhd and listens to metal music, hes dirty-blonde with blue eyes and very attractive but can be annoying sometimes

Girl 1: wait, whats the name of that boy you like?

Girl 2: Clayton..

Girl 1: oh that kid? He's too energetic..

Girl 3: and indecisive..

Girl 2: Hey! Hes great the way he is!

by Girlinlove44 April 07, 2020

Clayton

Clayton has the most perfect blonde hair, blue eyes, fit body and cutest smile on the planet. There’s not a thing you wouldn’t do for him. Once you fall in love with him he has your heart forever and is the best partner you could ever dream of having. He has a cheeky Chiwawa who is a little cunt but also very adorable. Don’t let her fool you. She is fucking crazy. But other then that he is a lil fuck bag smelly possum.

Hey possum! Want some cheese cake Clayton? Of course you do fatty!!

by Ratbuttonspanties November 10, 2021

Clayton

A man who is an ass whole and has not concept for dibs. He also has no honor or self respect because he does not play by the rule of dibs. When people see him he is attacked because he has no honor

I called dibs but he got it ANYWAYS he's such a clayton

by Chad whick April 03, 2019

Clayton

A very interesting guy. His smile lights up the room. An intelligent individual who can see the world differently from others. He can also understand it in a way better than others but also worse. It's enlightenment but also a curse to haunt him. He has a dark past one he likes to tell story's of. Tells the truth more often then not. He talks quietly.

Person 1: I won the lottery last night!
Person 2: I got to talk to Clayton.
Person 1: LUCKY!!!!!

by The Weird One In The Back March 29, 2017