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Clathered

When one is getting their cheeks clapped and gathered at the same time
Person #1 “Bro she left us to get her cheeks clapped and gathered.”
Person #2 “Don’t you mean clathered.”
by digbickdee May 24, 2020
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linda cartered

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.
I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself
by Kaydux March 10, 2020
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plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.
by ppainter November 4, 2011
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Clattered

To have moderately disappointing to average sex
I clattered that girl Amy last night, enough said.
by Kinsy and The Roth October 18, 2011
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Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.
"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?
by Domesapp December 6, 2013
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catered

catered is another word for supply of drugs to celebrities, see drug dealer. If someone says the party was catered it normally means drugs are available and free.

If your asked to speak with the party caterer for a celebrity, you may well be asked to order drugs, not sausage rolls or bits of cheese on a stick!

Unless they want you to talk with the party caterer, you may want to clear that up! less embarressing than asking for a couple of bricks, and the dude in the tall white hat has no idea what you want!
"The party I went to was fully catered, I was so messed up...!"

"Charlie Sheen caterers for his guests needs!"

the line in that song the party was catered, referencing drugs and rap music!
by Dr. Porksword December 11, 2011
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catered

to be drunk off your ass; highly intoxicated
bobby was so catered by the end of the night, he passed out on the front lawn
by babygirl925 October 18, 2008
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