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ciarans teen emporium

This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a

Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009
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Ciaran

A fucking goof, this guy knows the most barebone shit.
Oh yeah that dude Ciaran? Didn't he do less than a fucking donkey in the iq test?
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Ciaran

A dark haired witty man with a sexy dad bod, he will turn you on just by looking at him. He will stimulate your mind, talking to him is euphoric. You’ll stop talking to him for years then one night he’ll spontaneously enter into your mind, what will start off as an innocent thought that makes you smile will turn deeper, you won’t be able to shake the thought of him. You’ll start looking for him in strangers, you’ll realise you’re in love with a man you don’t even know. Ciaran is a keeper!
Sam: “who’s Ciaran?”
Emily: “Just the sexiest man ever!”
by Cyberchickulove October 13, 2023
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Ciaran

A strong man that can’t get over his ex named Abby
What’s wrong Ciaran

I keep thinking of Abby
by DaOne69 February 3, 2022
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Lords Blade Ciaran

Oh, that elegant knight of Lord Gywn and the only knight out the four knights that was a woman. She just wants you to give her Artorias’s soul just so she can give him his dearest respects. But wait, it’s confirmed in her last dialogue that she has the feels for the man of steel. Even Gough knows of this and possibly she didn’t get her chance with him. Such a sad moment for the poor woman, but holy hell doesn’t she pack a punch at close range when she is angry at you.
“My.... dear... Artorias....”-Lords Blade Ciaran
by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021
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ciaran day

the slaggiest guy you will ever meet. Hes a sleazy twat who enjoys winding people up and being a pirck.
Eurghhhhh have you ever met ciaran day
by jm489 December 11, 2015
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Ciaran Murphy

One who is best described as "me." That is correct; I am Ciaran. Congratulations if anyone in my immediate circle finds this, you think about me too much. Worry not, onlookers, I doubt anyone I know will actually see this. I merely wanted to say that in the off chance it actually happens. If you are currently reading this and know me, let me know, if you dare.
I refuse to give an example, I won't bend to your will, Urban Dictionary.

For reasons that I cannot control, I must include the word that I am "defining." So... Ciaran Murphy.
by CFortune September 6, 2024
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