chumpceptian

a chump who saw an unfamiliar term in a game and decides to look it up online only to discover that the term was made up to refer to that very chump.

George: I saw this province named chumpceptian in Utopia so I looked it up and I LITERALLY got chumpcepted. I'm the chumpceptian!

by pek_Chu March 1, 2020

ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

by Gerontius June 6, 2013

white collar Chirpse

Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.

"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."

by LewisG August 18, 2014

Chump

Someone who does not understand the basics of life on earth. Confused easily.

'My friend Ali is such a chump. She talks a lot but nothing of any relevance comes out. In fact she is a world champion chump'.

by Benny Eyes from the Bronx June 11, 2003

chumped out

making someone look a fool or like a chump. playing someone for a fool. scamming on someone.

She's been stepping out on him for weeks. He has been chumped out.

by dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 10, 2007

Chump

A sucka who doesn't have a clue and talks constant jibberish. Thinks they are superior but in reality they live ina fantasy world.

That Robert is such a chump. He has no clue what he says half the time.

by CheeseNBrats March 12, 2017

Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.

Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016