Christmas

The best of times, the worst of times. Taking the dark view (plenty of folk to take the bright view), a day of conventional culture-imposed mass hysteria. Families crowd together in small spaces making a specially concentrated stink not to mention fraught atmosphere.

In fact just one day out of 365. Also the reason for millions of birds being kept in very crowded conditions, possibly denied fresh air and daylight. This brought to an abrupt end as abattoirs run red with blood so the Chief Ape can gorge himself silly at annual meatfest. (To be followed by belligerent sounding boxing day and many a boxing day hunt.)
Bloody Christmas again. It's bloody, all right. Never mind, can't be helped. It will pass
by Mr Thick & Thin & Thickly Thin December 24, 2012
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Christmas

the only time of the year where it is socially acceptable to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
It's Christmas yay!
by Anzelly December 31, 2011
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Christmas

Oh you know. RHE BEST DANM FUCKING HOLIDAY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I mean, COME ON! You got you’re songs, the colors, the story’s, the theme, the weather just everything is DANM perfect. And if someone says Halloween, they either are a fucking emo or they are trying to be original in choosing a holiday that’s not Christmas
Person 1: I can’t DANM wait for Christmas!
Person 2: you like Christmas? Halloweens better
Person 1: alright you fucking emo. Get the hell out of my DANM sight
Person 2: :(
by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021
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Christmas

Christmas is the Jewish Chanukah.
by Ian December 15, 2004
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Christmas

During Christmas, we get presents.
by Mambo Mambo GO June 24, 2010
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Christmas

For Christians its, the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. For everyone else its a nice time where people all get presents from Santa and everyone is happy but freezing.
'I'm so excited about Christmas'
by lovepink4010 October 17, 2011
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Christmas

Now human beings worshipped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner. Like savages!
We must appease The Great Santa in honor of Christmas, before we can eat the turkey people!
by Chacha Chamberlain June 03, 2011
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