Chonker

A little person named LANA; according to the CCC

LANA is a little CHONKer

by hello demons it’s ya boo November 4, 2020

Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as Chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021

CHONKer

a little person names LANA; according to the CCC

LANA is a little CHONKer and no one can do anything about that

by hello demons it’s ya boo November 4, 2020

Chonker

An endearing term used to refer to a victim of animal abuse.

Awww, look at that morbidly obese cat. He's such a chonker.

by Brekker January 7, 2023

Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021

Chonker

noun, adjective, verb. Chonker can be used when one displays chonker behaviour. Such as eating hot chocolate mix straight out of the tin. Chonker can be a person who has a bit of jiggle jiggle pop to them when they walk, or chonk is the jiggle itself.

Jefferson: "Yo I just ate 16 beavertails best meal of my life bro and I'm STILL HUNGRY!"
Joe: "that is some serious chonker behaviour my guy!"

by chonker_joememeah229 February 22, 2022

Chonker

A large thing that is rather large

This chonker is so chonkular!???!?!111!!?

by Zonklst February 23, 2021