Chobbit

A person who is short and fat, therefore a chubby hobbit.

"He's so small and fat, what a Chobbit"

by Rosenalex May 7, 2013

Chobe gunk

Dried up chode sperm that's gone bad and green.

Ben jizzed on the wall and 3 days later it turned into dry chobe gunk.

by ChobeGunk September 5, 2010

Chibbister

The idiot that you love and hate. He always makes lame and useless cringy jokes with the sole purpose to piss someone off. They usually don't care and they have even more fun when you criticize them. They are the source of negative energy in your friend group.

Kos om bdan abook ya Adham hateboer, you're such a fucking chibbister! Lame fucker.

by PsychoDude900 December 1, 2020

Choblesome

Choblesome means that something is very talk-worthy and everyone is talking about it. It is used as a compliment to suggest everyone’s talking about it positively.

You’re outfit is so cool it’s very Choblesome

by Choblesome guy June 24, 2022

Chobham Academy

Chobham, a school with some bald ass teacher called Micheal Whitworth who needs to go suck his mum. Most girls in this skl are dead tings and barely any can whine. But the gyals that can whine can whine goood.

What school do you go to?
Chobham Academy

Klm

by Black destroya 🤣 December 24, 2018

Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.

"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Chobits

19-year-old Hideki Motosuwa is your typical Tokyo teenager. Dead end job, cheap-ass perants, and just got regected from Tokyo U. Persocoms are the newest technology, and anyone whose anyone has one. So of course Hideki wants one. But the problem? He has no money. So when he finds a disgarded persocom in the trash, he naturally picks it up. But when he activates his new find, he sees some problems. Her voice card is broken, she has no OS, and she doesn't seem to know anything. Hideki asks his friends for help, and all they can tell him is that Chi-his persocom-could be a Chobit, or a legendary computer.

A story about life, love, and sadness, a touching manga that shows you the lights and darks of today's technology.

'Chi is Chi because Hideki named me Chi!'
'I didnt fall in love with Chi because I wanted to make love to her, I wanted to make love to her because I love her!'

by 009 May 9, 2005