chipotle challenge

The chipotle challenge is one of the toughest and most grueling tasks ever to face man kind. It is also very difficult yet highly enertaining to watch. To complete the chipotle challenge sucessfully you must eat 3 full burritos or fajita burritos in one sitting (maximum time limit of 45 minutes). No burrito bowls or any of that pansy crap is allowed either. When attempting this challenge the competitor may choose what sides he wants on his burritos and the burritos may be all the same, or different if he prefers. The competitor should not have to purchase the burritos himself but the price should be split up among friends (unless of course the competitor eats less than 1 and a half burritos at which point he will refund all money and acknowledge he is a huge failure). The competitor may drink whatever fountain drinks are availble at the chipotle and there is no restriction on how much you may drink/not drink. This challenge takes months and sometimes years in preparation before it should even be attempted due to the amount of mental strain the competitor must go thru to complete it. If a challenge is completed successfully he/she shall be known as a chipotle master and should be given great respect not only in chipotles but around the world.

I have not yet completed the chipotle challenge, but i am currently training with a chipotle master from my city...he is like a god to me

by DWD September 1, 2008

honey chipotle chicken crispers

A meal from Chili's Restaurant usually accompanied by a corn on the cob and French fries.

"Welcome to Chili's may i take your order?" "Yes i will have the honey chipotle chicken crispers"

by Dieter A. August 10, 2008

Chipotle hopping

When you wear tin foil on Halloween and go to multiple Chipotle restaurants getting free burritos.

"My belly hurts so bad from Chipotle hopping all night!"

by burritoman November 21, 2007

Chipotline

An extensively long line in which customers must wait to be served food at the Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant chain. Chipotlines can range from just a few customers, to lines extending out the doorway and around the corner.

Person A: Dude, I'm really hungry. Lets stop at that Chipotle right there!

Person B: Alright! I heard the food is really good there!

(approach Chipotle building)

Person A: Oh... never mind... too long of a wait. There's a chipotline running out the door!

by EmDeeAr August 7, 2011

Chipotle shits

Cursed shits after consuming a Chipotle food item. They come way ahead of schedule compared to general dumps on the body clock.

I been on this damn toilet taking chipotle shits all night.

by Urban Fluf January 20, 2019

chipotle

A place that will give you E-coli

Nigga, I have E-coli because I ate at chipotle.

by KeezyT July 18, 2016

Chipotle Bomb

The shit you take the morning after you eat a chipotle burrito.

dude after i ate that chipotle burrtio i had to drop a serious chipotle bomb

by cgill June 12, 2009