red hot chili peppers

Like Faith No More, a great genre-less band with an extraordinary amount of talent as seen in Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Mother's Milk, and Californication. Sadly, any hint of talent was mysteriously missing in their last album "Stadium Arcadium".

Guy: "Dude, did you hear the last red hot chili peppers album, Stadium Arcadium?"

Pepper fan: "I don't wanna talk about it.."

Guy: "Dude, that's like their best album yet!"

Pepper fan: *reaches over and slaps the guy in the face...twice*

by Pepper fan December 23, 2006

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Basically the new Beatles. Everyone on this planet likes at least one song by RHCP.

Guy 1: "I brought my RHCP cd for the road trip, I hope that's alright with you guys.

Guy 2: "Nah I don't really like them.

Guy 1: "Well what about the songs californication, scar tissue, fight like a brave, by the way, can't stop, dani california, aeroplane, otherside, or venice queen?"

Guy 2: "Oh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, yeah they kick ass.

by Mr.GoGetter December 1, 2010

plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers

Euphanism for being homosexual

I wouldn't bet on your chances with that guy, he plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers

by darling9384 October 30, 2008

chili chokin' pepper belly

Something an immigration cop might call you.

Cop: "Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly!"

by Anthony Stoner March 27, 2008

Red Hot Chili Peppered

As seen in the movie "Top Five", it's when someone sticks a tampon with hot sauce on it up someone's ass.

I pulled out my hot sauce and my tampon, and I shoved it up his ass.

You red hot chili peppered him?
Yes I did

by topfiveallnight March 27, 2015

Chili Peppers

15 million Scoville bare minimum. This bitch will knock your socks off like a dog in World War II. Take this shit with a megaton of milk, and yogurt, because without the correct rations, it could be your one way ticket to the grave. Be sure to have the U.S. arm y forces on your side for this one pal, it'll blow you away into a storm of strong emotions. Once you're finished fighting the big ass war of a fight, you'll become immortal to all spices, you'll join the X-Men for your amazing ability.

"HOLY FUCK THESE CHILI PEPPERS ARE FUCKING MY ASS!"

by ErockTheParty December 8, 2018

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018