children

1) young humans
2) annoying
3) the favoured meal of the unticus
4) peadophile lure

1) look thats a young person! wow
2) aaron: man that kid is annoying the way it cries all the time...
dean: don't worry i'll deal with it
(dean walks up to the child, picks it up and hands it to the mother..)
dean: please shut it up.
mother: how dare you!!
dean: HOW DARE ME!!!!!!!
( the mother stares dean out, then receives a roundhouse kick to the face, she drops)
aaron: hahahahahahahahha!
(dean picks up the baby and hurls it at aaron, aaron falls to the ground after receiving head trauma)
steve:????
(dean punches steve in the face, killing him)
dean: man!! kids are annoying.
3) when the unticus is hungry they travel to find schools, because they love eating children, when they catch one they decapitate it while screaming unt unt unt unt!!
unticus: unt unt unt!
4) police: sir you are under arrest!
aaron: why???
police: we witnessed you take the bait.
aaron: what???
police: the child.
aaron: ohh!! i understand
police: your going away for a long time..
(after three years of hard time aaron was killed by another inmate called dean)

children by mr krum September 8, 2010