children

The most stupid being on Earth.
Screams, farts, screams, cries, farts, vomits, farts.
They don't care about anyone.
Almost every child is spoiled.

~Children are so dumb..
~I know, right?
~Yeah..

by Dogaahs June 7, 2016

CHILDREN!

(v.) To be run over by a van with the word "CHILDREN" painted upon the side.

I got childrened when I walked into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 17, 2003

CHILDREN!

To have your "quarterman" run over by a van driven by John the Bald Guy

"I'm totally crushing!"
"CHILDREN!"

by Pimpmobile October 10, 2003

for the children

claiming something that is pure and everlasting. just like how you would claim with THE highest intentions, not for yourself, but for the children.

when playing a game of beer pong:

Lex: Yo we gotta make this cup or its game over

J don: Yo ima make this cup, FOR THE CHILDREN

*makes shot

by lexthelibianamphibian December 30, 2011

children

depression to one, suicide to the other

jack: Mich died from his children last night

Mich ( as a ghost): you finna die baby

by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019

children

little helions that cause you nothing but problems as in death and diabetes one good thing that comes out of children is a possible meal

child rape sksksks being defined as small children is a issue

by child eater October 13, 2019

The Children

sick fuck kids who watch you in the forest, they will find you and hurt you.

You cant escape the children. Once you disturb one it wont stop giving up.

by omghelpmeplease October 3, 2008