Cheesus is our Grate lord. He summons cheese down from the heavens. This can also be used as an exclamation.
by WizzardLord September 4, 2021
by Inni84 July 17, 2023
some ssj4 guy: well now im gonna go cheesus!
evil dude: what?
some ssj4 guy: ahhhhurrrrahhhhurrahhhh!!!!fuck!!
evil dude: im gonna go make a sandwich..
evil dude: what?
some ssj4 guy: ahhhhurrrrahhhhurrahhhh!!!!fuck!!
evil dude: im gonna go make a sandwich..
by goldenboy213243224545233 July 22, 2009
A portmanteau of the terms "mom cheese" and "Jesus", i.e. a mother who always supports her kids, despite the fact that they may be fukin bastards.
by livefreediedirty May 4, 2021
Students at the hospital :
-after penetrating the tube, the liquid comes out
- that was she said EEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEE
-Deamn ismail najimi, u r such a cheesus
-after penetrating the tube, the liquid comes out
- that was she said EEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEE
-Deamn ismail najimi, u r such a cheesus
by oXXilya December 25, 2018
Cheesus is a all omnipotent omniscient and omnibeneverlent being of pure cheese who answers all you cheese prayers
by Alistair_or_not February 14, 2022
Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.
"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"
by The Range July 20, 2022