Cheesus

A portmanteau of the terms "mom cheese" and "Jesus", i.e. a mother who always supports her kids, despite the fact that they may be fukin bastards.

I was locked up last week, but Cheesus came to my rescue yet again.

by livefreediedirty May 4, 2021

Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.

"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"

by The Range July 19, 2022

Cheesus

Cheesus is a all omnipotent omniscient and omnibeneverlent being of pure cheese who answers all you cheese prayers

Are you worried about cheese no I talked to cheesus

by Alistair_or_not February 14, 2022

Cheesus Day

A day which takes place on October 14th called Cheesus Day to commemorate Cheesus

“Did you know it’s cheesus day today?”

Damn bro let’s celebrate

by kiraqueendaisanobakudan October 14, 2021

Louise Cheesus

She will be the cheesy version of jesus and make everyone praise her or death will be imminent she is also an eshay and very fruity

Nelly: Have you worshipped out one and only fruity god?
Ben: no I have not worshipped Louise Cheesus however I appreciate her cheesy ness

by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Louise Cheesus

Louise Cheesus is a god who makes everyone pray to her and she is likely super fruity and evil.

Nellie: Have you recently praised our cheesy god , Louise Cheesus
Ben: No I have not recently praised our cheesy god

by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Cheesus

Cheesus is our Grate lord. He summons cheese down from the heavens. This can also be used as an exclamation.

"Thank Cheesus. it's raining cheese!"

by WizzardLord September 4, 2021