Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008

Cheesecaking in Public

Enjoying a Dutch Bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.

Hey, wanne go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers

by CLNR May 31, 2020

mardi gras cheesecake

an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.

New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"

New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"

by Pink Fortress September 29, 2006

cheesecake

Cheesecake is a dessert consisting of a topping made of soft, fresh cheese (not always cream cheese), usually on a crust or base made from hard biscuits (such as a graham cracker crust), pastry or sponge cake.1 It may be baked or unbaked. Cheesecake is usually sweetened with sugar and may be flavored or topped with fruit, nuts, fruit sauce and/or chocolate. Various flavours of cheesecake exist, such as lemon, strawberry or toffee.

What are you eating?
Oh, I am eating cheesecake.
Cheesecake is one of the best desserts in life.

by david faustino November 14, 2012

Penis Cheesecake

When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.

Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!

by Zante2011 August 14, 2011

Cheeseball

Someone, usually a male around his teenage years who pretends to be funny. He uses mostly slapstick humor (usually involving the removal of his own clothing or the putting on of woman's clothing), corny old jokes or in general just acts like a three year old.

As a former cheeseball myself I can attest that most cheeseballs use this humor to try to get cheap laughs out of people in hope that they will like them more. 99% of the time the cheeseball just looks like a jackass however that 1% the cheeseball miraculously goes about making friends.

"Look at me Lila I'm a Viking!" as this particular cheeseball blocks the path of his girlfriend in an aisle while wearing Viking horns.

"I can speak bird - 'meow, meow'" - said as someone points at a pidgeon in a park.

Guy A: Wow you like men
Guy B: No you like men
Guy A: No she likes men (pointing at a girl)
Guy B: Haha girls like men! (Both in this case were cheeseballs)

by zachKorner February 24, 2008

houdini cheesecake

Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turns around, Blow in her face, Your friend that is hiding in the closet, jumps out and punches the girl in the face.

by Baker November 1, 2003