the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.

Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009

cheeseman

A cheeseman is a term used to describe someone who is amazing at a video game. Derived from the screen name of an insanely awesome gamer.

"He just fragged 20 guys, he's a total cheeseman.

by Demy March 12, 2005

cheeseballish

To be extremely corny and cheesy

These valentines day decorations are very cheeseballish

This food is quite cheeseballish

by jennie lee February 13, 2008

cheesefeast

war; food fight.

I declare cheesefeast!

by Emmanuel J. C. Sterling March 15, 2009

Cheeseberry Sandwich

A cheese sandwich with a layer of strawberry jam for good measure.

Bread good... Cheese good... Strawberry jam good... Cheeseberry sandwich mmmmm

by Mr Cheeseberry June 2, 2010

cheesebone

A slang word used to refer to someone as idiotic or retarded.

"He's so stupid! What a cheesebone."

by Blaze Jones July 25, 2017

cheeseberrycola

it’s cheese berry cola

jess: i’m so tired
dad: hi tired, i’m cheeseberrycola

by cheeseberrycola May 16, 2019