Slutty, dumb bimbos who are not talented enough or classy enough, or SOPHISTICATED enough to be a beautiful colorguard member who are not sluts and have some class.
Use the McBeth Princilple, "me thinks thou protest to much me thinks" to convince themsleves that colorguard girls want to be cheerleaders to make themsleves feel better when in actuality, they are jealous they can't do colorguard and be a REAL hot and talented girl with some class.
Try to convince themsleves jumping up and down like a hyper little airhead is a sport unlike colorguard that actually IS a beautiful Sport of the Arts.
Gay guys that join feel like they want a shot at the football team too.
Straight guys that join to touch ditzes and try to sneak a peak up skirts of the girls that they coudn't even get on a regular bases.
Use the McBeth Princilple, "me thinks thou protest to much me thinks" to convince themsleves that colorguard girls want to be cheerleaders to make themsleves feel better when in actuality, they are jealous they can't do colorguard and be a REAL hot and talented girl with some class.
Try to convince themsleves jumping up and down like a hyper little airhead is a sport unlike colorguard that actually IS a beautiful Sport of the Arts.
Gay guys that join feel like they want a shot at the football team too.
Straight guys that join to touch ditzes and try to sneak a peak up skirts of the girls that they coudn't even get on a regular bases.
Um...Yeah, Hi My name is Mitzi! **Pops gum and twilrs hair on index finger - smacks gum, smacks gum...Crack, smacks gum, smacks gum!** So like, Um...What's YOU'RE name? I'm Mitzi!
Buffy: OMG...Pamela, Most of the Urban Dictionary says we're dumb, slutty bimbos. But like, it's a dictionary, So it MUST be true. Is it? But I've only done HALF of the football team.
Pamela: I know, It can't be true Buffy, 'cause like, I've only done the other half.
Spirit Fingers - Yeah, THAT'S talented and hard!!!
Cheerleading 101: "Ready OK!"
Buffy: OMG...Pamela, Most of the Urban Dictionary says we're dumb, slutty bimbos. But like, it's a dictionary, So it MUST be true. Is it? But I've only done HALF of the football team.
Pamela: I know, It can't be true Buffy, 'cause like, I've only done the other half.
Spirit Fingers - Yeah, THAT'S talented and hard!!!
Cheerleading 101: "Ready OK!"
by Skoben May 12, 2009
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So before you dumbasses go and judge, know what youre talking about.
it is a sport especially all star cheerleading.
So before you dumbasses go and judge, know what youre talking about.
it is a sport especially all star cheerleading.
by Chrleadr008 June 11, 2009
Get the Cheerleading mug.stupid cult mistaken for a sport. It was invented by someone who wanted to be a gymnast but was too stupid to do it. cheer leading is a ripoff of gymnastics.
by cheersucks666 April 14, 2009
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yes thats right a SPORT.
Real competitive cheerleading IS a sport. It requires a lot of endurance, strength and flexibility. Waving pom poms isn't a sport, that you can have. But go and try real cheerleading.
and if its not a sport, why is it being considered to be in the olympics seeing as they have a team Canada who won this past year. Go try it, lets see how well you do. :)
yes thats right a SPORT.
Real competitive cheerleading IS a sport. It requires a lot of endurance, strength and flexibility. Waving pom poms isn't a sport, that you can have. But go and try real cheerleading.
and if its not a sport, why is it being considered to be in the olympics seeing as they have a team Canada who won this past year. Go try it, lets see how well you do. :)
in any other sport if you miss the catch all you loose is the ball.
WOOO CHEERLEADING :)
cheer for life <3
WOOO CHEERLEADING :)
cheer for life <3
by woooooo123 August 18, 2009
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In American Beauty when Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) attend one of his daughter's cheerleading performances, he watch something that makes him come alive...
by simon.csv December 31, 2008
Get the cheerleading mug.an ACTIVITY that slutty bitches believe is a sport. It is NOT a sport at all. A sport you actually have to like sweat? But if you sweat during cheerleading like OMG you'll ruin your make up!! If you complain about how hard it is being a cheerleader oh please you jump around like an idiot for 2 minutes say "Go Team Go" Everyone will say I'm just jealous that I'm not a cheerleader. If I wanted to act "hot" for guys I'd go be a stripper and get paid for it. Seriously you say you have to lift people up umm theres like 3 of you holding 1 anerexic girl who weighs like 100 pounds. A sport would have to contain 2 teams competing for a purpose. In hockey you want to score more goals before your oppenent THATS A PURPOSE. In cheerleading what's the purpose your not competing against anybody your telling a bunch of dudes playing football to be Aggressive Be Be Aggressive. Competitive cheerleading again what's the purpose you can't go to the Olympics for cheerleading!!! Basically competitive cheerleaders show off their little bitchy asses for people who couldn't get a job in a real sport. Please just get a life this was the worst thing ever invented.
Competitive Cheerleading Judge: I hate my job I wanted to be a judge for a sport that's actually in the Olympics, like gymnastics!
Competitive Cheerleader: OMG HOW RUDE!!
Seriously I don't even like gymnastics, but it is a sport it's in the Olympics.
Competitive Cheerleader: OMG HOW RUDE!!
Seriously I don't even like gymnastics, but it is a sport it's in the Olympics.
by a hockey player for life :) February 17, 2009
Get the cheerleading mug.An incredibly dangerous, time consuming, and fun sport. Cheerleading combines brute athletisism for stunting, tumbling, and dance as well as balance and cardio. If you think this isnt a sport try lifting a 115 pound girl in one hand.. ya thats right. or doin a standing full. Although the glamour and fashion is often overdone and unecissary the athletic parts of the sport are both incredibly entertaining and dangerous. I alone have broken my nose 3 times, knocked 2 teeth out, and have been witness to sprained backs, fractured ribs, and compund fractures. sriously dont knock it till u are the best in the world!
by Gaga458 June 17, 2010
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