chaos

common household associates ordering shit

Code name for operations run by terrorists on crack. Conspiracy theories normally found in government documents are named chaos for their lack of shitty information. Also found in George Bush the dicta..... i mean President.

George Bush as seen on Saurday Night Live running for his Lord of chaos election.

by ro91 December 28, 2005

chao

unit of chaos, pronounced 'cow'

holy chao!

by sultan con February 11, 2009

chao

An ignoramus really wanting to say "ciao", an Italian greeting meaning "hello" or "goodbye"

Me: "I'll see you later, ciao!"
You: "Chao"

by gewglee August 1, 2007

chaos

Shortened (familiar form) name of Lord Chaos Ryoga Magnum the Dark One, infamous founder of the once great C.A.S.P.U.D.B.U.T.T., Lord of the Jigglypuff, Desert Ninja, aspiring writer, and drooling psychopath in the making. Likes Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream and the number 13.

Oh, come on, Chaos! Don't you honestly have anything better to do than add in pointless definitions on Urban Dictionary? When are you going to do another review?

by Lord Chaos Ryoga Magnum the Dark One September 9, 2003

chaos

The lovable character from Xenosaga with a HUGE Buldge

chaos, from Xenosaga, has a huge buldge

by Pika pika pika pika Shuichi Shuichi! Pika PIKA! July 29, 2003

chaos

A powerful demigod who owned the echindia civilazation because they tried to steal the Master Emerald. The real protector of chao

The being chaos will destroy you if you don't treat that chao well.

by Tikal July 31, 2003

chao

Some dumb meme that came from Sonic Adventure 1/2. Crazed Sonic fans will defend these to the death if they are humiliated in any way, but smart Sonic fans know that they're just a bunch of lines and pixels.

Person A: OMGAWD THESE CHAO ARE SO KAWAII ^_________________________________________________________________________________________^

Person B: Please shut the hell up. It's a goddamned game.

by "that" guy October 23, 2008