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celtic salt miner 

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.
"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."
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celtic thunder 

only the best all men group of amazing singers.
celtic thunder is the best there is 5 guy in it.
Damian McGinty, Keith Harkin, Ryan Kelly, Paul Byrom, and
George Donaldson.
celtic thunder by megan anne June 11, 2008

celtic cross

1) A cross (as in Christianity) with a circle superimposed; a common symbol of Ireland, Scotland and Wales. 2) A black + cross within a circle found at the center of a type of neo-Nazi flag (the cross is enclosed in a white circle and the rest of the flag is red). 3) A tarot card layout.
A large Celtic cross can be found outside the old Presbyterian church.
celtic cross by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Celtic Thunder 

An group of Celtic singers. George Donalson (Scottish-40) Paul Byrom (Irish-29) Ryan Kelly (Irish-28) Keith Harkin (Irish-23) Damian McGinty (Irish-16) They sing all genres of songs from folk to pop/rock. They even wear kilts sometimes.
Rachel-"Did you see that amazing concert last night?"

Andy-"The Celtic Thunder concert? Ahhhhhh!! They were amazing!Boy is that Damian cute!"

Rachel-"I like Paul best!"
Celtic Thunder by RachyLynn May 30, 2009

Celtic Frost

The singer for Celtic Frost was Tom Warrior.
Celtic Frost by ImmolationMisfit November 27, 2004

Celtic Woman

A group of five girls, (Lisa Kelly, Chloe Agnew, Alex Sharpe and Lynn Hilary on Volcals with Mairead Nesbitt on the fiddle) who sing a mix of country, folk, Disany and even more popular pop songs. May it be, Danny Boy, Orinoco Flow, You Raise Me Up, Carrickfergus, Amazing Grace, When you Believe and True colors are all covered up Celtic Woman.

Sharon Browne and David Downes are the founders of the group. They had Five CD's out by 2010.

Former members include Orla Fallon, Meav Ni Mhaolchatha and Hayley Westenra.
Celtic Woman's cover of Amazing Grace is the most amazing version ever!!
Celtic Woman by StarFar October 10, 2010

celtic toe

A condition where the second toe on a person's foot is longer than the big toe.
"Sharon has trouble wearing Birkenstocks because of her celtic toe."
celtic toe by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005