Celeste

A big booty bumcrack, who is really sexy and wants to be a stripper

Boy 1: omg there’s Celeste💗
Boy 2: ooh she fine

by Oliieeeee October 21, 2019

Celeste

Pure definition of bitch.

OMG, she's such a bitch....she must be a Celeste.

by trolololo22 April 15, 2011

Celeste

A Masturbation technique. The basic idea is that one is standing next to a wall and when the masturbator comes, the semen is sprayed onto the wall, eliminating the need to cleanup.

"Did you see what the kid upstairs did? He pulled a Celeste!"
"What a perv."

by TimothyP July 13, 2006

Celeste

Female name, usually they are very large (in width) people. Their hair is normally straight (by a straight iron) and they are normally insane. Guys normally hate people named Celeste because they are normally HUGE prudes and a pain in the butt.

"That girl was so prude"
"really, how far had she gone?"
"nowhere, in the dugout!!!!!"
"wow that sucks, what was her name?"
"celeste"
"I should have known..."

by currnsh32 January 8, 2009

Celeste

the newest sex position out there, guaranteed to provide orgasm that will last minimum, 6 days for both partners. It is when a male and female lay next to each other on the bed and the female wraps her leg over the guys genitals and his penis automatically inserts itself into her anus, the male then licks her breasts while the female masturbates with a dildo into her own vagina so she is being done both ways at the same time.

"uh the celeste i had with christie......"
"what about it"
"I'm still feeling vibrations man, this was the best thing that ever happened to me"
"hot, I want to do a celeste with jenifer"

by Sextoysarelife January 8, 2009

Celeste

A woman, usually heavy who is a Skat. She lets people fart in her mouth, prefers them not to shit. Just fart. Has pink eye frequently. Total Skat.

Skat , Celeste, pig in a blanket, skatty

by The skatie August 20, 2013

Celeste

A Celeste is beautiful, out-going and and does well in school. But BE CAREFUL because you do one thing wrong to a Celeste and they will tear you apart. They will tell you you are a terrible friend even if they were extremely mean to you. Their beauty will fool you.

She’s so beautiful! What a Celeste!
The teacher is so mean! She’s such a Celeste!

by Petshisthebest December 12, 2018