man cave

A man who is so obese he can be imagined to be a storage of food, or a "cave" of food.
Those man caves on the telly have a show called "man caves"
by Miller July 24, 2009
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Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a mans rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating until the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel. Thus creating a muddy man cave
Zo was feeling freaky after drinking ghb and What is more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave
by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 05, 2022
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Man Cave Sports

sports website (www.mancavesportslounge.com); A room, area, or most likely the basement, of a dwelling that is reserved for guys to be away from the rest of the household (lady friend or significant other) in order to watch, read, or write about sports. This area is usually decorated by the male, without influence from lady friends. In rare occasions, females who can hold their own, when it comes to talking sports, are welcome in this domain. Man Cave essentials include: good friends, good food, TV (preferab
I had to get away from my lady friend and watch some Man Cave Sports.
by Robert Thomas 14 April 25, 2010
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man cave

I would guess that this would be a puerile diversion that is a temporary regression to the psychosexual stage of development known as latency (the ages between 5 or 6 to the time of pimples and interest in girls) with the upper middle class and above. You would need a house with space for a possible knockabout mannish place where lace is not allowed.
This would offer a respite from events that are stressful and jettison to a time when the demands of adulthood morph to the days you hung signs on clubhouses, " No Grils Aloud."
Hunter threw Sissy out of the man cave when she came in to quiet down the ruckus of Brady's last touchdown pass"
by redrum67 December 28, 2013
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she-man cave

The same space or room meant to be a male retreat as a normal man cave, but clearly designed by the female in the relationship to entertain "their" friends. What was originally intended to be a dude sanctuary, has now been turned into another formal room where no fun or masculinity can be found. This space might include a big screen tv or bar, but absolutely no items or memorabilia of any sports team, rock band, movie, superhero, or car. This man has been completely neutered.
My buddy took me on a tour of his man cave, but his wife turned it into a she-man cave.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 27, 2017
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Man Cave Sports

Sports website (www.mancavesportslounge.com);A room, area, or most likely the basement, of a dwelling that is reserved for guys to be away from the rest of the household (lady friend or significant other) in order to watch, read, or write about sports. This area is usually decorated by the male, without influence from lady friends. In rare occasions, females who can hold their own, when it comes to talking sports, are welcome in this domain. Man Cave essentials include: good friends, good food, TV (preferably HD) and remote control , beer (for 21 and up), and Pepsi for minors.
Guy 1: Dude, I love hanging out and talking "Man Cave Sports".

Guy 2: I know! I had to get away from my lady friend. She was going on and on about American Idol. I had to get to the Man Cave.

Guy 3: Did you see the article making fun of Tim Tebow on Man Cave Sports today? HILARIOUS.
by Hunter Scott 10 April 25, 2010
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low-rent man cave

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.
On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.
by bullet88 October 01, 2010
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