mr. capretta

Such a great grade eight teacher. He gave one of his students a bae leaf tree for Christmas

When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."

by soup lover January 17, 2017

capricorn

ppl that demand respect

hate getting betrayed or lied to

capricorns usually have a lot of friends but very insecure

capricorns are ones that demand respect

by jenquirky November 4, 2019

man capris

capri pants designed for men

1. look at that european wearing man capris!
2. look at those two guys holding hands wearing man capris!

by Tha_Cuddla August 12, 2006

Caprislytherslut

A person who's a Capricorn+Slytherin+slut.
All in magically carnal ways.

You are my favourite Caprislytherslut!

by FiendCurls September 24, 2020

Caprice

Most beautiful and perfect girl. Always the smartest and prettiest girl in a room. Everyone loves her. People want to be her or date her.

She’s perfect must be caprice.

by netflix hulu January 6, 2021

Capricorn

the best fucking zodiac, y do u even have to look it up

Woh shes a Capricorn, wow thats so koo. I wish I was her.

by iykyk_and.if.u.dont.than.u.ont April 19, 2021

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016