Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

A student group at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) ran for the sole purpose of extracting serious lulz from the otherwise deadened student populace. The organization is a grotesque parody of the Campus Crusade for Christ but does reflect the cult-like following the works of Lovecraft et al. have garnered at MIT. Various activities include Sunday readings from the Necronomicon, the BBQ goat sacrifice during Campus Preview Weekend and Rush, and idol crafting circles. Their goal is to ensure they are eaten last when Cthulhu devours the world...so they can watch everyone else's suffering.

Student 1: "Hey, you gonna join CCC?"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"

CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"

by MITFroshling#1 December 13, 2010

CaMoosh

An extraodinary half-cow half-cat animal who appeared in "The adventure of CaMoosh and The Milk"

"Camoosh always dreamed of drinking The Milk. That powerful liquid had a wonderful taste and..."

by Simzx December 17, 2012

Camoslut

A girl who wears camo every single day and acts or is a complete and total utter slut/whore.

"You see that chick wearing the camo?"
"Yeah..?"
"She's so easy that's it's sad. She's had three boyfriends these past two weeks"
"What a camoslut."

by getwellPablo February 23, 2015

Campus Safetyism

A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")

Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.

by MoribundMurdoch July 18, 2021

campus celebrity

Someone at your school who you develop a fascination with despite knowing nothing about them because they are attractive, weird-looking or just seem like they lead an interesting life.

The guy who always wears a yellow Sonic necklace and a striped shirt is my friend’s campus celebrity, I need to send her a picture!

by pestobismol February 15, 2023

North Campus Nigga

A student who lives in the northern area of the University of Texas at Austin

Wow that guy lives in North campus? I didn’t know we had a North Campus Nigga in this club😳

by NCNforever December 23, 2019

Doral Academy Cactus Campus

dacc is the most absurd school you’ll see, it’s a k-8 school and the halls are so tight. everyone goes out in the halls at the same time, so it’s 3rd graders trying to not get trampled by 8th graders who are pushing 6th graders. there’s no diversity. there’s 2 black people in our grade and everyone else is white or filipino. they’re entitled and so are the teachers. they created a thing called “cbt” which stands for “community building time” ; less aggressive detention. chewing gum? cbt. phone in your hand in the hall? cbt. they don’t have enough money to be a private school so they make us pay for uniforms and call it “charter” school. they have shitty public lunches and teachers bully students as well as students bullying students. there aren’t any good sports like lax, baseball, softball, hockey, tennis, swim, and track. only football, basketball, soccer, and volleyball. on the topic of sports, we only have 3 real sport coaches. what i mean, is that the volleyball coach is also the media teacher. i’ve been going here for 4 years and im glad its my last. we aren’t getting a good education. none of us have any motivation to do work but ask for homework anyway because we’ve been told “it helps us grow” when the only thing it does is piss our peers off. i pray for the teachers at our highschools who have to put up with our bad work ethics and “can we do a project” or “what about homework” bullshit ;)

freshman boy 1 - why does that girl keep asking about the homework. the teacher doesn’t want to grade it and we don’t want to do it
freshman boy 2 - she came from doral academy cactus campus
freshman boy 1 - oh fuck

by diaryofawimpyhoe November 10, 2019