Calvin

A weird white kid who doesn't wear underwear

What the fuck is that?

Oh that's just Calvin

by Ninja cowboy space wizard November 13, 2013

Calvin

Calvin is the greatest person that one can meet. Calvin is nice, tall, social, awesome, and secretly a god

Man, have you met Calvin

by scienceoffate June 20, 2018

calvin

a unit of 5 minutes

It was 1 calvin before the bell and the day already was bad.

by Verthicha January 05, 2014

Calvinism

A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.

Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.

by normal5574 March 09, 2015

Calvin

The best guy out there but his biggest issue is his forehead , he really needs to fix that!

"Calvin" has a massive forehead

by GeileKontSex December 02, 2019

Calvin

That one kid that nobody fucking likes. A pure loser, moron and a faggot. He eats Panera soup in the middle of spring, loves sucking big cock, sucks at lacrosse, is dumb as fuck, and is the epitomy of failure. He's annoying, and really shouldn't be alive.

"How are you bro?"
"I was fine, but some dumbass Calvin ruined my day"

by Aph111 April 28, 2022

Calvin

He is a thot

You see Calvin over there?
You mean the thot?
Yeah

by ItsEchoRiot February 16, 2019