Carney Chlamydia

A super specific strain of chlamydiathat can only be caught by having sex with a carnival worker.

She caught a nasty case of carney chlamydia after hooking up with the ferris wheel operator.

by Nicole from Lakeville July 24, 2018

todd carney

marro the big fat doggy

TODD Carneyyyyyy

by todddc June 11, 2018

jason carney

A person from Boone Iowa who will accept challenges on the spot and loves pork chops, or anything made of chocolate

Always loosen bolts pushing away from your self or you will Jason Carney yourself

by Mkonv March 14, 2019

carney

To complain about worthless things. To try to cheat or swindle by sticking one's finger into the anus of another. The methods of complaining only consist of listening to oneself talk, or writing a long ass letter. Carneying is looked down upon by most cultures, and has even been known to get kids expelled.

Man, he really carneyed his way out of that mess.

by Casey Hungsowell December 24, 2008

cagnei

Usually a blond girl that is very skinny and athletic. Also usually cagnei's have no ass. She will at first seen very innocent but is easily influenced by people and will turn out very bad once you get to know her. She's usually into Hispanic guys. She can also be so crazy that some people may think she is mentally insane. She might also be lesbian.

"Wow look at that flat ass. She must be a cagnei"

by Robertogangsta October 9, 2017

Carney'd

To recieve anal sex in an alarmingly rough manor, so much to the point your anal hole splits from violent manoeuvres

You my friend just got carney'd

Aww no, I feel like I've been carney'd!

by Halowarrior81 November 22, 2011

Carney

Someone who works at a carnival usually someone strange like the bearded lady or the kid with lobster hands.

Friend: Bro let’s go to the carnival there’s some cool shit there and it’s only 10$!

Me: Hell ya you tube sock looking fuck, just be careful the carney kid with the lobster hands doesn’t pinch ya!

by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021