brand caddy

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.

“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”

by Budget Ninja August 21, 2014

caddy corner

diagonally opposite from the point where you are now, as if standing on one corner in a square

Ryan told Matt to come caddy corner through the parking lot. Matt did not, and got his truck stuck in an enormous mud hole.

by Slingshot, CKA September 22, 2008

Anal caddy

When one transports another golfers clubs through inserting them into their own anus.

The Masters was won on a great tip from Phil Mickelsons Anal Caddy.

by Tron35 July 26, 2007

clit caddy

clit caddy-A gap in one's two front teeth; The perfect space to insert a clitoris during cunnilingus.

Mr. Strahan of the New York Football Giants, Superbowl 42 champs, has one nice clit caddy.

by Renee Big Sexy Jefferson February 6, 2008

Caddy shack

To throw a candy bar into a body of water (most often a pool) to convince people it is poop.

"Hey man, I totally caddy shacked the swim teams pool, they had to drain it!"

by ouiv April 29, 2019

caddy bitch

1.The type of girl who is lame enough to have zero friends, so she acts as a friend to random people until she finds the perfect girl who is finally lamer than her. 2. A user and abuser of "friends." Appears to have the perfect life, but she is really nothing special once her true colors show.

The girl who pretended to be my friend is really nothing but a caddy bitch.

by sickofem01 November 27, 2010

Caddi Wompus

1. When something is extrmely fucked up and out of place.

2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.

3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason

1.Damn son that car is all caddi wompus!!

2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.

3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!

by Donny22 January 21, 2009