Cub Cadet

The most BAD ASS lawn mower made.
All others crumble in their presence.

Hey that mower you just bought blows compared to my Cub Cadet.

by Machtech March 26, 2010

Cub Scout Special

A sexual fetish based on three core principles: Honor, Integrity, and Rimming.

At scout camp the scout master made everyone give him a cub scout special.

by UtahZombie November 30, 2009

Cub Foods

The bitchinest grocery store that was ever created

I went to Cub Foods today, it was fuckin awesome

by Bob October 17, 2004

Cub Fans

Although you may read that White Sox fans are vulgar in their bashing of the Chicago Cubs and their fans, Chicago Cubs fans do the same thing. The only difference between Sox fans and Cub fans is that when Sox fans make fun of the other team and their fans, they know what they are talking about. Most Chicago Cub fans know nothing about baseball. Half of them can't name 3 players on the Cubs starting line-up. Most Cub fans will claim that the Sox suck even if they are in 1st, 3 games ahead of the second place team, while the cubs are in second to last only ahead of the Pirates. Cub fans often make fun of the Sox over things that make no sense and have nothing to do with baseball.

Cub Fan: Gosh, the Sox suck so bad this year. Cubs rock!!

Sox Fan: Hey, what's the Cubs first baseman's name again?

Cub Fan: I don't know.

Sox Fan: And what place are the Cubs in?

Cubs Fan: I don't know.

Sox Fan: Cub fans are so annoying.

by whitesoxdude August 20, 2010

cub tug

A handjob given by a cougar.

We went back to her place and she gave me my first cub tug.

by markthebarber July 23, 2010

cub patch

A cub's extremely hairy belly. Can be seen when a husky young gay man stretches his arms above his head, revealing a shocking glimpse of stomach & pubic hair.

I lost my appetite after that guy showed off his cub patch during lunch time...

by bumbobway January 15, 2008

cub parade

A group of young men, usually very handsome and often shirtless, proudly strolling in front of older womencougars

While on vacation in Vegas, the two cougars spent hours poolside enjoying the cub parade

by Reno Katscher May 24, 2009