by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015
Get the Salmon Crunchermug. when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.
by --=Ro()0=-- August 7, 2008
Get the cunt crunchermug. Tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, high-in-fibre, low-in-fat, vegetarian communists.
The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.
The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.
Granola Cruncher: OMG like fair trade, stop the war, globalization is bad and stuff, I hate Bush because Vegan Times said he's mean, wow birkenstocks are cool.
by EchoZulu October 14, 2008
Get the Granola Crunchermug. When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.
by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007
Get the cock crunchermug. An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.
Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo
by kingkeys June 13, 2018
Get the egg crunchermug. Somebody who takes great delight in consuming ecstasy - which is sometimes shortened to "Eccy". Eccy Crunchers can usually be seen wandering around nightclubs with dilated pupils and eyes wide open. It is unlikely that an Eccy Cruncher would make in intellectual conversation
by arms86 March 8, 2010
Get the Eccy Crunchermug. a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.
“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
by kgbish June 13, 2021
Get the coochie crunchermug.