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Salmon Cruncher

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!
by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015
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cunt cruncher

when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.
"man that bitch had a crispy pussy"

"man ur a dry mouthed, chipped toothed cunt cruncher!"
by --=Ro()0=-- August 7, 2008
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Granola Cruncher

Tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, high-in-fibre, low-in-fat, vegetarian communists.

The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.
Granola Cruncher: OMG like fair trade, stop the war, globalization is bad and stuff, I hate Bush because Vegan Times said he's mean, wow birkenstocks are cool.
by EchoZulu October 14, 2008
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cock cruncher

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.
Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!
by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007
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egg cruncher

An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.
Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo
by kingkeys June 13, 2018
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Eccy Cruncher

Somebody who takes great delight in consuming ecstasy - which is sometimes shortened to "Eccy". Eccy Crunchers can usually be seen wandering around nightclubs with dilated pupils and eyes wide open. It is unlikely that an Eccy Cruncher would make in intellectual conversation
"See those boys over there? They're all eccy crunchers"
by arms86 March 8, 2010
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coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.
“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
by kgbish June 13, 2021
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