Cronk

A cronk is an insult meaning fake and weak.

John you cronk where's my damn kids

by Gge8ihv6gvd August 18, 2019

cronk

acting drunk but really just overly tired

q: why is she acting so weird?
a: she is a little cronk

by worldlynan August 18, 2019

Cronk

Noun: Another word for any natural large hole found in a human being.
Adjective: To change or alter a cronk.

Person 1: Oi mate what's with your butt cronk
Person 2: Oi don't go around insulting my butt cronk what's with ya nose cronks?
Person 1: Just got some piercings, that's all

by packofstains August 31, 2019

Cronk

A word that can replace any word.

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by Benis's Boy January 21, 2020

Cronk

The name Cronk describes a beautiful and friendly boy. They're really kind and try to make the situation better by telling that everything is gonna be alright :D

Girl: OMG, look at Cronk, he's so cute!
Other Girl: awe, i love him sm :)

by Meep man :D February 2, 2020

Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high

Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night

by Mliv July 17, 2020

Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.

Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023