colder than a nun's conundrum

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".

It's colder than a Nun's conundrum out there!

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 3, 2017

Conundrum

A sports-loving, party-hardy bro who doesn't eat meat or drink alcohol.

Timmy was up against a helluva tailgating conundrum as his college football team was facing their rival.

by okhare September 13, 2016

physics conundrum

Just two guys, pissing in each others mouths.

Hey, did you participate in last nights physics conundrum?

by Xeakae December 5, 2020

Conundrum

a word people named simar often struggle to spell during spelling bees and it still haunts them to this day

Simar spell conundrum
C-o-n-n-u-n-d-r-u-m

by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021

Conundrum

A person who gets ungodly erections to carrots.

-Dude these carrots have got me mad horny rn!
-You're such a conundrum bro.
Call out my name... -The Weeknd

by Sweet home alabama! March 26, 2021

Conundrum

A eord that, if said, will get you no friends.

When Mike said the word conundrum, everyonenkost all respect for him and hated him. Mike is such a loner...

by ihateconrdurmsnotcondoms February 8, 2012