1 Cold to the point of being painful.
2 So cold it effects the mind.
3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.
4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.
5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".
2 So cold it effects the mind.
3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.
4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.
5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".
by rnathenson October 9, 2009
Get the colder than a nun's conundrum mug.When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
by Old Bae December 3, 2017
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by Minigunnar December 7, 2023
Get the Conundrumous mug.The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
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