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Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
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You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.
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When I was a boy I helped my father pick corn. He said I was a good corn picker.
When I was a boy I helped my father pick corn. He said I was a good corn picker.
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Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
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Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
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Guy 1: "This morning when I put on my corduroys i was left breathless for a few seconds during a corduroygasm. Now I'm in such a good mood."
Guy 2: "Damn, I gotta get myself some corduroys!"
Guy 2: "Damn, I gotta get myself some corduroys!"
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