Banker: I'll give you gold bars for Christine
J:
No Thanks, Christine is way better.
Friend: Yo, have you seen the chick on the cover of latest issue of Glamour?
J: Is it Christine, if not please don't taint my perception of
perfection.
*At
the Grand Canyon with Christine*
*only takes pictures of Christine*
*At a fine restaurant, food comes*
*Takes a picture of Christine on phone (for fb upload)*