John : hey did you hear El Chomo just getting out of jail
Josh : Ah shit man hide your kids if nate is getting out of Jail
Grandma : JOSH!!! bring grandma some smokes.
Josh : i dont want to go to the store El Chomo is getting out of jail..
Grandma : go get my fucking smokes and bring nate with you !
Josh : Ah shit man hide your kids if nate is getting out of Jail
Grandma : JOSH!!! bring grandma some smokes.
Josh : i dont want to go to the store El Chomo is getting out of jail..
Grandma : go get my fucking smokes and bring nate with you !
by Josh Juan Carlos III March 29, 2011

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.
Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.
by alcifer July 30, 2022

by Qail97 February 20, 2022

by PyroSabr April 13, 2022

The name Sir Chomos the II, is a term used to describe the Chomos alpha male. He loves cheese and video games. He is famous with his social media accounts and loves cheese. He loves Rust and hates school. They also love cheese.
by Sir Chomos the II June 5, 2023

by jamesdakota January 30, 2024
