El Chomo

John : hey did you hear El Chomo just getting out of jail
Josh : Ah shit man hide your kids if nate is getting out of Jail
Grandma : JOSH!!! bring grandma some smokes.
Josh : i dont want to go to the store El Chomo is getting out of jail..

Grandma : go get my fucking smokes and bring nate with you !
by Josh Juan Carlos III March 29, 2011
mugGet the El Chomomug.

chomo van

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.
Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.
by alcifer July 30, 2022
mugGet the chomo vanmug.

Chomo Homo

When you are trying to make things work, but you don't have enough and don't know what's going on.
Guy 1: Looks around
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I don't know
Guy 2: Chomo homo
by Qail97 February 20, 2022
mugGet the Chomo Homomug.

Homo Chomo

Someone who is sexually attracted to male children

His name is probably Jasper
That guy is acting like a real a Homo Chomo
by PyroSabr April 13, 2022
mugGet the Homo Chomomug.

Sir Chomos the II

The name Sir Chomos the II, is a term used to describe the Chomos alpha male. He loves cheese and video games. He is famous with his social media accounts and loves cheese. He loves Rust and hates school. They also love cheese.
Did you hear that sir Chomos the II is coming school for the 2nd time this year and it’s June?
by Sir Chomos the II June 5, 2023
mugGet the Sir Chomos the IImug.

chomo

a non human a lesser being that stalks minors and enjoys sniffing diapers do to them being soulless
by jamesdakota January 30, 2024
mugGet the chomomug.

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