by Paparoachbro April 17, 2021
Get the Chocolate Covered Cunt Cakemug. Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
Get the Chocolate cakemug. A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024
Get the chocolate lava cakemug. National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
by iiELL4 April 24, 2021
Get the National Chocolate Cake Daymug. by Dutton hater extreme March 6, 2025
Get the Chocolate Cheese Cakemug. by Conner James llll June 7, 2025
Get the Chocolate cakemug. Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.
Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023
Get the Chocolate Cakemug.