chili dog lunch

When one shits on a woman's chest during a nooner and titty fucks her. Cause the tits are the buns, the shits the chili and the dicks the dog. I wouldn't recommend eating this chilli dog

I was on my lunch break with a rager and gave my wife a chili dog lunch in the kitchen. The chili was extra spicy and piping hot.

by scarecrowgangbang August 22, 2011

Tuscan Chili Dog

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.

I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008

open faced chili dog

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.

I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007

chillidog

when you shit on a girls tits and titty fuck her

"i chilli dogrd my bitch last night"

by paul teze September 16, 2003

soggy chili dog

In regards to performing anal sex on your partner when she is stuggling with explosive diarrhea. Even so it doesn't bother you or your dirty little penis that is now covered in brown chunks of what was once Taco Bell.

Last night I gave Melanie a soggy chili dog right in her tight little brown eye.

by lil smokie April 28, 2006

Idaho Chili-Dog

1. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is the result of some Male Correctional Facility "love" within a restroom stall right after the receiver finishes moving his bowels.

2. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is a result of anal sex after the female has finished taking a dump (preferably before she wipes) or before she has time to clean her anal area.

Dennis got a nasty Idaho Chili-Dog after his cell mate had diarreah.

I was so horny I fucked her in the ass before she had time to wash, and wound up with an Idaho Chili-Dog.

by Raw Diggem AKA Dick Hardagin October 20, 2010

[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016